Can you tell me when you'll be posting new clothes?

Yes! I send out an email one or two days beforehand letting you know exactly when I'll be posting new work.
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I also chat a lot and post other stuff on the Secret Lentil facebook page. Click "Like" to see me in your feed. Oh dear, I'm also on twitter even though it doesn't make any sense to me.

... and where, exactly?

On my Secret Lentil Etsy shop.

What payment forms do you accept?

I accept Paypal and Propay. For Paypal - just choose it and check out. For Propay choose "Other" and I'll send you an email invoice. Payment is due immediately.

More on Propay if you aren't familiar with it: I offer it as an alternative to Paypal. You can pay with any credit or debit card. I generate the invoice, which is emailed to you by Propay with a secure link - I don't ever have your credit card details. It's quick and easy and I've been happy with their service for years.

Coming soon: Etsy is currently rolling out direct credit card payment - if you don't prefer Paypal you'll be able to seamlessly check out with your credit or debit card without leaving Etsy. I'm in line to get this feature and soon as I do, you can use it.

What size is this? Will it fit?

It's easy to buy my work online and have it fit. People do it all the time. Most of my work is one-of-a-kind - it just is the size it is.  So I put a rough size first, which is a little bit subjective. Then I follow up with measurements of the garment itself - you'll want an inch or two for ease (less if it's a tight stretchy thing, more if it's a less forgiving fabric or you like things baggy.)  Feel free to email and ask me about fit if you are uncertain.

Do you make plus-sized clothes? What about petite?

Yes yes and yes.

Do you accept returns?

Yes. You can return your purchase within a week of receipt as long as the tag is still attached and the piece is unworn and in the same condition. You must email me first so I know you are returning the item. When it returns I'll refund your money but not your shipping costs. If you prefer to have credit toward something else - wonderful! Just let me know.

How do you ship?

Your package will go out within one or two business days, via USPS Priority Mail, with Delivery Confirmation (within the US). You'll get an email receipt from my shipping service when it does. Your item/s will arrive handsomely wrapped in 100% recycled paper, with a recycled fabric tie and a tag made from re-purposed letterpress leftovers.

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes, gladly! We use First Class International shipping from the US. You are responsible for paying any taxes or customs duties that your country adds to shipments.

Do you sell wholesale?
Your clothes will be perfect in my fancy and/or eco-friendly boutique.

Well, sort of, maybe. I have turned down some tempting offers in order to keep this thing small, direct, connected.  I make clothes, people buy them from me and wear them. It's so simple and good. I like that. If your boutique can handle the awkwardness that comes with carrying one of a kind work in very small quantities, let's talk.

Oh wait - did you mean handwarmers? In that case, yes.I will make them for you by the dozen for your real-life boutique. I make them from recycled wool and people are seemingly unable to resist them. No two pairs will be alike - just ask.

Do you do custom work?

No. Sorry. It just doesn't work that way, no matter how much I like you.